11/6/2022 0 Comments Sonic meme i need speed![]() ![]() A tribe of killer echidnas forces Sonic’s interstellar travel to Earth, where he lives as a refugee in the woods of the Pacific Northwest, hiding from human civilization. In a flashback, we see Sonic (voiced with prepubescent-Jean-Ralphio-like giddiness by Ben Schwartz) on his home planet, where he’s the padawan learner of a giant photorealistic owl (of Ga’hoole?) named Longclaw. ![]() “You’re probably wondering how I got here,” Sonic says, in a nod to Thor: Ragnarok or maybe the 2016 meme or possibly the ancient narrative cliché, but most definitely something the movie’s core audience does not understand. The film, directed by Blur Studios veteran Jeff Fowler, opens in the heat of an explosive chase, then freezes. ![]() Unfortunately, that means the five people looking for a gritty adaptation of Sega’s video game franchise did not get their wish: Sonic the Hedgehog is basically live-action Shrek, full of pop-culture wisecracks, grins, and occasional flatulence. With this one-two punch of toddleresque misbehavior, Sonic’s foray into live-action film transcends to DreamWorks Animation nirvana. A few minutes later, he rips a fart so cacophonous and wet that his pal Tom (James Marsden) suggests, “Might want to check your fur on that one, buddy.” Halfway through Sonic the Hedgehog, the notorious blue speedster chants “Guac! Guac! Guac! Guac!” at a country road bar full of American lager product placement. ![]()
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